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my father is still living he’s 84 years

old my dad’s one of the most unique men

that God has ever put on the earth

I could eat soup off of his head he’s

about this tall

makes me feel tall when I get around him

he don’t call me Jessie call me boy how

you doing boy I used to say that down my

man yeah boy I heard you know in that

generation and my dad’s thinking you

don’t call I mean he don’t call you my

daddy don’t call me at all yes the last

time I father ever called me was when my

mama was going home be with the Lord

that was 1982 you called him you the kid

you’re the boy you called me I’m your

father you respect your car side calling

birthdays Christmas I’ll go see muna

birthdays Christmas Easter you know the

normal holidays now my mother went home

with the Lord in 1982 I preached her

funeral

that was not an easy thing I introduced

a woman to my father

who’s one of my partners her name is

esta toots wonderful lady he never met

her before he meets her and six weeks

later he marries her Kathy goes I’m

trying to marry my daddy to esta cuz he

want me to marry her there’s my sister

and my wife going I’m trying to

concentrate but my daddy does whatever

he feels like doing Kathy I can’t

believe your mom ain’t cold in a grave I

said mama did she said well your daddy

ought to be there I said don’t say that

by Monday I can’t believe I can’t even

doing I said I said well my mama’s gonna

kill him when he gets when he gets to

have it mama killer

don’t worry about that – yeah so I’m

trying he said would you matter I didn’t

want to marry me said I want to get mad

on your patio don’t know that because

I’m trying to get away because I got the

family on me like white on rice you know

I can’t believe you want to do that I

said you want them to live in sin not

anything he’s gonna do that but Lord

Jesus anyway so I’d marry my father to

esta two’s I said do you take this woman

he said yeah I said daddy you’re gonna

get kissed you may kiss your bride

I never seen him kiss my mama like he

kiss that’s there I mean he double it

blocked that woman I’m telling you what

Wayne control yourself yo crazy fool put

them hormones back together he said

listen we got to go I said that if we

got food for you I ain’t got any son see

you later I was annoyed

boom out the door left so we ate the

food but it was organic food it was good

okay all right what’s this he lives

married to Esther for 20 years I got it

80 to 90 no more than that 24 years

she went home be with the Lord about two

years ago two and a half three years ago

daddy never calls me

84 Christmas Eve last year ring open the

phone he said hey boy I said daddy he

said Merry Christmas Jesse I’m freaking

out he’s never called me ever he said

guess what

[Applause]

I said what daddy he said I got married

I said you what he said I’m a happy man

I said you got married on it he didn’t

want to invite us it’s my business innit

well yeah daddy you really did that yeah

I’m a happy man I said holy

she 55 she sent me a Catholic I said you

did you tell her oh you work no he said

she knows down my telling the truth

I called my brother oldest brother I

said wait she knew daddy got married he

said yeah can you believe it I said now

my breath it’s two two years older than

me I’m 59 he’s gonna be 61 I said what’d

she look like he said I dated myself

just thank you got to be kidding he said

she’s the same age Kathy he’s excited I

said yeah I guess he would be so the

other day you know what Kathy said hey

Jesse let’s go see your new mom

[Applause]

god help me new mama

[Applause]

now happy call wall came to my thirty

year celebration

he saw my father and Joyce is her name I

didn’t even know who she is I don’t know

what she looked like

I ain’t seen nothing so he says I’m

coming to your thirty year celebration

so he’s supposed to come on Thursday

about 4:30 so we can meet this woman

it’s just a Hello you know hello mama

but he don’t show up he shows up Friday

which is the last night

happy Ingenio there at three minutes to

seven creflo he walks in he say hey boy

how you doing hey short I say hey daddy

there’s a bunch of people in the speaker

room which one is she

I see my brother Wayne he goes I said

hello she said I watch your program all

the time

my name is Joyce I said hi OMA Joyce to

meet you I’m talking 15 seconds darn

that around the music stop way out the

door and I start talking I couldn’t even

remember our names I said my father’s

here my father’s here what is it what’s

your name what have you like to fill out

the chip what’s your name joy joy this

is my this is my new this isn’t my

daddy’s wife

he said I’m a happy man

he called me back

now I know he’s getting some he gets

some heat from the family what you

talking about there boy

I said what daddy everybody has a right

to be happy

I said not daddy don’t give me another

brother or sister for God’s sake don’t

pull a Abraham on his head

[Laughter]

now that’s not the blessing I don’t know

what is it would not surprise me that my

granddaughter may be older than my new

brother I don’t know who sister who

knows what that man but he’s a happy man

[Applause]

and I thought about that that’s the

blessing and I’m glad my father’s happy

don’t misunderstand me I’m glad for it I

come from a dysfunctional family but my

dad did not dysfunction but then I found

out she’s a pastor’s wife or was I said

daddy did you know this woman’s husband

oh yeah I preached fun I said you did

and he died about seven eight years ago

so I did get to talk to a few seconds on

the phone after that I said what

happened she said I just felt led of the

Lord to take care of your father and I

fell in love with him I said do you know

my daddy

she said yeah and I hear him said tell

him I’m a happy man that’s what we all

get in you stood he’s now wearing coats

and ties

well she changing him he wouldn’t put a

coat in Thailand save his life sunny

angle do that I said boy dad you look

good he said yeah yeah that’s the

blessing now what’s gonna happen at the

rapture the church coats see I’m a

thinker the dead in Christ will rise so

mama won’t hit the clouds then Esther

gonna hit the clouds then daddy and

Joy’s gonna hit the clouds and I know my

mama who’s that woman Paul who’s that

the other woman I ain’t never seen him

before in my life huh he gonna lie like

a dog on a cloud I didn’t put now he’s

heard me say these things and just laugh

up a storm cuz he’s a happy man Radio

ended man she’s listening to something

on

people saying I’m a male is letting some

other time I’m out the deficit this is

it Jack you’re dying with the end of

sauces in your mouth

she’s Dinis a dead man coming up the

road Jesse saw it he still closed the

door

that’s a grandma which I’ll do it she

said Bob Watson Dublin I said I’m not a

boy all dressed up she said they can see

us the Mary Hart series six DVD set over

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